court, arm-in-arm with the Dormouse. Fourteenth of March, I _think_ it
was, he said.
Fifteenth, said the March Hare.
Sixteenth, added the Dormouse.
Write that down, the King said to the jury, and the jury eagerly
wrote down all three dates on their slates, and then added them up, and
reduced the answer to shillings and pence.
Take off your hat, the King said to the Hatter.
It isn t mine, said the Hatter.
_Stolen!_ the King exclaimed, turning to the jury, who instantly made
a memorandum of the fact.
I keep them to sell, the Hatter added as an explanation; I ve none
of my own. I m a hatter.
Here the Queen put on her spectacles, and began staring at the Hatter,
who turned pale and fidgeted.
Give your evidence, said the King; and don t be nervous, or I ll
have you executed on the spot.
This did not seem to encourage the witness at all: he kept shifting
from one foot to the other, looking uneasily at the Queen, and in his
confusion he bit a large piece out of his teacup instead of the
bread-and-butter.
Just at this moment Alice felt a very curious sensation, which puzzled
her a good deal until she made out what it was: she was beginning to
grow larger again, and she thought at first she would get up and leave
the court; but on second thoughts she decided to remain where she was
as long as there was room for her.
I wish you wouldn t squeeze so, said the Dormouse, who was sitting
next to her. I can hardly breathe.
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